In the DoghouseShit My Friends Say
Flap Flap FlapShit My Friends Say
Throwing Shadethe Life of Lo
If I had a nickel for every dirty look my dog gave me, I could buy a nicer dog.
(but I wouldn’t, cause I love that sassy pup)
Pervertthe Life of Lo
That moment when you’re pretty sure your boss thinks you’re a sex maniac.
Chelsy & FriendsShit My Friends Say
Since I am SO FREAKING BAD at updating Instant Lo, you all should check out my friend Chelsy’s blog! It’s comedy gold!
What Happened?the Life of Lo
Sorry for the eight month absence! I’m back, and ready to post silly thoughts and crazy things my friends say!
Crispy PickleShit My Friends Say
Bananas IIIthe Life of Lo
I only ate two bananas today. I think I’m falling behind.
Update: I just ate a third. Everything’s good.
Sweatythe Life of Lo
Dear god, the “meat sweats”are a real thing, and boy do I have a raging case.
Bananas IIthe Life of Lo
Bananasthe Life of Lo
I have had the weirdest, most intense craving for bananas this entire week. Like, I’d be totally happy eating an entire bunch…by myself…every single day.
Since I’m definitely not pregnant, I’ve come to the conclusion that I must be dying.
Please send bananas to my funeral in lieu of flowers.
Life Mottothe Life of Lo
Meat SackShit My Friends Say
Guessing Gamesthe Life of Lo
Ah summer, also know as the season of, “Is that…is that me making that smell?”
Scentthe Life of Lo
Today I discovered the smell of unadulterated joy:
Serious QuestionsShit My Friends Say
Fire & Blood (and Broke)the Life of Lo
I spent nearly $100 on Game of Thrones books today — including a history of Westoros. I don’t feel even the slightest tinge of buyers remorse. #geeklife
Cosmetic Creeperthe Life of Lo
A lady caught me staring at her today and probably thought that I was some kind of weirdo. In reality, I was just admiring her perfectly applied highlighter.
Witchy Waysthe Life of Lo
Pretty sure my obsession with lipstick started in 1989 when four year old Lo first saw this moment in cinematic history:
First Harvestthe Life of Lo
As I added an armful of tomatoes to the growing pile on the counter, it suddenly dawned on me that planting five tomato plants was a really bad idea.
Especially since I don’t like tomatoes that much.
A Different TuneShit My Friends Say
Me: *talking about nothing*
Chelsy: I didn’t mean to tune you out, by I totally just did a little.
Summer Woesthe Life of Lo
Did you ever notice that the words ‘heat’ and ‘hate’ are made up of the same letters?
This heat better kill me before I kill it.
Cauliflower Pt. IIthe Life of Lo
That moment when you remember searching Google to find out how cauliflower works, but realize you totally forgot how to cut it.
Xanaxthe Life of Lo
The Futurethe Life of Lo
All I really want from the 21st century is a self-cleaning house. Fuck flying cars, the infrastructure alone would be a god damned nightmare.
StrawShit My Friends Say
Inappropes!the Life of Lo
Slurpthe Life of Lo
If I could ask my dogs one thing, I’d ask them why they are content to lick the couch for half an hour straight.
So fucking weird.
Time Warpthe Life of Lo
The combination of Xanax, depression, lack of sleep, not enough food, borderline dehydration, and nonstop work this weekend was enough to make me totally forget to post for the last three days.