Banana Diaries

Shit My Friends Say
Looking helplessly at the deli case at Albertson’s on Wednesday

Alec: I don’t know what to do. I’m going to go buy a banana.

Later that day

Alec: Aw man, my banana is sticky.

This morning

Alec: My banana is sticky. Why do I keep getting sticky bananas?

Staring at his banana

Me: You alright there buddy? Why are you staring at your banana?

Alec: I’m just observing it.

 

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