The Next Generation

the Life of Lo

After watching Star Trek: TNG through a couple of times, I’ve boiled the characters down to one line:

Jean-Luc Picard: Will do anything to uphold the Prime Directive — unless it suits him to do otherwise.

William Riker: Will have sex with anyone at any time — and overact while doing it.

Dr. Beverly Crusher: Strong woman, fine doctor, totally not attracted to bald Frenchmen.

Deanna Troi: Attracts all the space creeps and feels all the feels.

Data: Wants to be a real boy.

Geordi La Forge: Is handicapable!

Worf: Will shove the richness of Klingon culture down our throats whether we like it or not.

Tasha Yar: Who?

Wesley Crusher: Shut up, Wesley!

Guinan: Is mysterious as shit and old as balls.

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