After watching Star Trek: TNG through a couple of times, I’ve boiled the characters down to one line:
Jean-Luc Picard: Will do anything to uphold the Prime Directive — unless it suits him to do otherwise.
William Riker: Will have sex with anyone at any time — and overact while doing it.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Strong woman, fine doctor, totally not attracted to bald Frenchmen.
Deanna Troi: Attracts all the space creeps and feels all the feels.
Data: Wants to be a real boy.
Geordi La Forge: Is handicapable!
Worf: Will shove the richness of Klingon culture down our throats whether we like it or not.
Tasha Yar: Who?
Wesley Crusher: Shut up, Wesley!
Guinan: Is mysterious as shit and old as balls.
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