Me: Alright, time for a nap.
Brain: Got your favorite blanket?
Me: Yup! This isn’t gonna fuck with my sleeping schedule is it?
Brain: Nah, we’re golden.
Me: Ahhhh, so cozy.
Brain: Have a nice sleep. I’ll wake you if something important comes up.
Brain: Hey, remember Fraggle Rock?
Brain: Oh! And Eureeka’s Castle. You loved that show!
Me: Do we have to do this right now?
Brain: You should spend the next three hours searching TV Tropes for all the shows you watched as a kid.
Brain: This is important.
Me: *sighs and picks up phone*