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the Life of Lo

I love that I work in an office where a third of the employees spend their day catching Pokemon

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Pride

the Life of Lo

I gifted my dad a bunch of condoms I got at Pride today because I knew I wouldn’t be using them anytime soon. He looked at me straight faced and said, “I’m too old to get pregnant.”

Apparently there are dad jokes appropriate for every possible interaction.

Are You Not Entertained?

Shit My Friends Say

In the midst of game night, Kate passionately recited Maximus’s big reveal speech from Gladiator, word-for-word. I’ve never been more proud of someone than I was of her in that moment.

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”