I Survived

In the Doghouse

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Chelsy & Friends

Since I am SO FREAKING BAD at updating Instant Lo, you all should check out my friend Chelsy’s blog! It’s comedy gold!

Crispy Pickle

Meat Sack

Serious Questions

A Different Tune

Me: *talking about nothing*

Chelsy: I didn’t mean to tune you out, by I totally just did a little.

Straw

Ask a Manager

Things you probably shouldn’t ask your boss:

Fancy Pants

Noises

Make Mine a Double

Are You Not Entertained?

In the midst of game night, Kate passionately recited Maximus’s big reveal speech from Gladiator, word-for-word. I’ve never been more proud of someone than I was of her in that moment.

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”

Gardening is Metal

Heteronormative

Cupcakes

“Oh thank god, there is cream inside.” — Shmo

Black Widow

Urn-believable

Greatness

“I mean, I’m pretty great, but I’m not “grilled ham and cheese” great.” — Chelsy

Emoji Trouble

Ethics

Parents

Frogs

Berries

Me: I love berries!

Colby: My dad’s name is Barry.

Chelsy: I don’t know what you want me to do with this information.

Weakness

“Basically, he just figures out your weakness and then Ctrl+Fs to find it.” — Chelsy

On Point

Brain Names

“My first choice for my brain’s name would be, like, Night Hawk or something rad” — Chelsy

Underwire

Inappropes